I have not much to say, as I am stricken with little time. All I can tell you is if you see this particular chainmail floating around the internet inquiring your utmost attention as well as requiring you to repost a message a certain number of times do it! There happens to be one true chainmail. Apparently if you do not spread it your pots and pans will meet a terrible fate. I didn’t repost it, now I am obliged to forever organize my kitchen. I look away to only realize they shall be in ruin again. I cannot live with this ordeal, farewell.
as if i'm going to pay 15 quid to go get kicked in the face by a bunch of north face wearing upper middle class angry kids when for 5 pound less i can go see polish death metal and not get kicked in the face
my guitarist suggested i start a blog dedicated to my ramblings
for example, the other day in band practice, the room we were in had a new carpet, and it turns out this carpet eats people.
it started when i spilt iced coffee on the floor, it just stayed there not absorbing into the carpet so i thought ‘huh, maybe the carpet is water resistant’
BUT THEN ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN it just instantly got sucked into the carpet never to be seen again
what we i decided was that the carpet was some sort of wierd outer space being that eats through osmosis. when i spilt the coffee, it was checking to see if it was edible, then when it realised it was, it absorbed it, ready to be digested.
needless to say we all became very apprehensive about standing in one spot for too long