ellzadeadhead asked: why do people get pissed when i refer to god as yahweh
i sense much fear in you
fear is the path to the dark side fear leads to anger anger leads to hate hate… leads to suffering
the first gig i do with my solo stuff will start...
looking forward to it when i get round to it
sampir asked: Merry Christmas and/or Boxing day depending on timezones and stuff anonymous Ziltoid fan! May it bring surplus goodies and shit that can can be returned :D
WW1 Xmas Truce →
i love this, it’s like people all stop being dicks to each other and just be excellent to one another for at least one day no one really wanted to kill each other, they were only following orders
people (teenagers) who say they "hate christmas"
ellzadeadhead: then have the ignorance to ask for presents anyone who says they hate christmas is doing it wrong
merry xmas to all my followers :) you’re all boss even the ones who post hardcore and scene kid bollocks
i always say king diamond when i mean to say...
and king crimson sometimes and then i listen to enforcer and try and tell how they’re different from scorpions. they aren’t
morbidlust: Oh gee… You’ve just turned 18? Wow, how awesome do you feel now? Oh… You’re off to get your first tattoo? Fabulous, what are you getting done? Oh, a swallow and some lyrics from a band that you have been rimming for two weeks now? Aren’t you fucking cool. anyone with a swallow tattoo is instantly an idiot
in the night where the river flows where the river flows
lalauf: ladyazura: ohmymunro: theseasonishere: thepizzaqueen: oh my gosh every time i watch this i just i am legitimately happy that that woman has sponges SHE WILL FOREVER HAUNT YOUR DASH Who gets this excited over sponges? i love her love of sponges. wiggle ALL the sponges
her: are you sure?
me: i'm as positive as freddie mercury's HIV test
Beard Compliment Translations
winterlungs: “Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.” I want to have sex with you. “Are you working on growing a beard?” I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard. “I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.” I would be DTF if you had a winter beard. “Your beard looks good today.” My pants are coming off.
who actually pays for music?
you’d have to be… well.. honest.
person: so what did you ask for for christmas this year?
me: oh mostly cds
person: oh you still buy cds? why not just put it on your ?
my thoughts: jesus christ because we dont all put them on our fucking ipods okay some of us like to have cds that can be held and cradled and kissed and that we can put in a little stack and show off and take out the lyric books and fucking look at the lyrics and cry over them and put the cd in the fucking stereo and have it way too loud because way too loud is just loud enough and then we like to smile at the newness and perfection of the little round disc and we like to cry when it scratches and skips and we like to yell when someone touches the shiny side can you do that with an ipod hmm?? can you?? fucking can YOU??
my reply: idk cds are nice
i want to build a proper guitar rig
but have no cash
reybrutal asked: Been through the same problem at gigs. If you find a solution to that one, I would most appreciate it.
Girls, If A Guy Sexually Harasses You At A Show
funeralopolistic: reybrutal: don’t just kick him in the nads, punch him in the throat. If I see that you have reacted like this, I will kick him in the teeth for you. I fucking hate that shit. True. this doesn’t just apply to women, i have been groped at gigs; twice. once by some girl who was trying to get through, so it could have been accidental if it wasn’t a blatant squeeze...
diabetic-homeless-hookers: My ex’s little sister asked me who Kim Jong Il is. This was my answer. “He invented hamburgers, he finished a round of golf 38 under par with no fewer than 11 holes in one. He was a fashion trendsetter. His zipped khaki tunics and matching pants have spread across the world! The entire world loves him and celebrates his birthday.”
OUR GLORIOUS LEADER IS DEAD, ALL HAIL OUR NEW...
kim jong il has die http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693
WHY SHOULD YOU HELP GONDOR, THEODEN?
peregrint: SO SAURON WON’T TAKE OVER MIDDLE-EARTH. SO YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE WON’T DIE. THAT’S WHY. JESUS, THEODEN. shit theoden, get it together
blaringly obvious philosophical rambling of the...
musical taste is subjective and therefore music charts are irrelevant, so as a result music created with the main/sole intent of charting highly fails as art.
see how i feeeeel when i'm older
see how it feels when i’t’s over cause it’s not just a waste of time so enjoy what’s on my mind SOMEONE SHOULD’VE SAID
just played through all my stuff while holding light conversation over the top of verse/chorus riffs; halfway to being able to play/sing at the same time to a reasonable degree and to everyone who does it naturally without having to try, fuck you
ellzadeadhead asked: "i may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober, you will still be ugly, and i will still be dimebag."
if james hetfield is a table, does that make his...
i’m so fucking witty